I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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