Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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