I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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