I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Enjoy the penises
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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