she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Sober January is a disaster.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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