saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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