Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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