If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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