I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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