hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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