I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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