That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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