Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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