we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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