You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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