what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
