i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
