yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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