She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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