Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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