do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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