you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
NoShamevember. You game?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
tell me about the fingering
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