i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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