may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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