we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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