Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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