So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
is wine microwaveable?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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