i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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