Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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