Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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