so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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