i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Damn victory sex feels great
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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