Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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