doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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