i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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