WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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