I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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