Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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