I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
