around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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