you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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