What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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