so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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