i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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