With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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