White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
