Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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