I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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