You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
home. puking in laundry basket.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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