Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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