I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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