So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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