He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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