Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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