Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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