she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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