i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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