You can't special order awesome
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
